Funny Jokes Blog

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke? Skint Eastwood.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !

Where do cowboys cook their meals? On the range.

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they’d cut the rope and he’d drop into the river and […]

A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. “Excuse me, sir,” said the police officer, “who are you? ” “My name’s Tex, officer,” said the cowboy. ” eh? ” said the police officer, “Are you from Texas? ” “Nope, Louisiana.” […]

If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse’s name is Friday!

Why did the cowboy’s car stop? It had Injun (engine) trouble.

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy.

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the cowboy, “Sorry, sir, but you’re only allowed one seat.” The cowboy groaned but didn’t budge. The usher became more impatient. “Sir, if you don’t get up from there, […]