How do you see that ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands? He wears the cardboard box on his boots.
Category Archive for 'Dance jokes'
I’ve been invited ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008I’ve been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What’s that? It’s a dance for people who hate each other.
What do you get if you ..
Friday, December 21st, 2007What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
What do cows like to ..
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007What do cows like to line dance to ? Any kind of moosic you like !
How do you make a tissue ..
Monday, December 3rd, 2007How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
What’s a vampire’s ..
Saturday, December 1st, 2007What’s a vampire’s favorite dance? The Fang Tango.
What do baby swans dance ..
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
What dance do you do ..
Saturday, November 17th, 2007What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go).
Q. What do tired line ..
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down
Why don’t dogs ..
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Why don’t dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !