Who is tall, dark and ..
Saturday, October 20th, 2007Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
Category Archive for 'Dance jokes'
Q. Where can you dance ..
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
What is a duck’s ..
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007What is a duck’s favorite dance ? The quackstep !
There was a dance teacher ..
Saturday, September 22nd, 2007There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. “All you have to do” she told her class “is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around.”
An avid line dancing ..
Friday, August 31st, 2007An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances. The doctor finds them in excellent health (of course), but suggests that writing things down may help their memories off the dance floor. That night the husband gets up […]
What dance do hippies ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
What kind of dance do ..
Thursday, August 16th, 2007What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
My dance partner dumped ..
Saturday, August 4th, 2007My dance partner dumped me for my best friend. Why? Was he a better dancer? Don’t know, I never met him.
Which dances do the ..
Monday, July 16th, 2007Which dances do the burgers do best? The burger-loo and the char char!
Which dance will a chicken ..
Wednesday, July 4th, 2007Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !