Funny Jokes Blog

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? …He was already taking out a tooth

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That’s right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

What did the dentist say to the computer? …This won’t hurt a byte

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating? ” The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago […]

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

What was the dentist doing in Panama? …Looking for the Root Canal

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child? …Caps and robbers

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal? ”