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Why didn’t the ..

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 07:49:39 +0000

Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? …He was already taking out a tooth

I thought, Miss Smith, ..

Mike — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:01:51 +0000

I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist? That’s right, Sir. So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend? That was my dentist.

What did the dentist ..

Mike — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 18:27:52 +0000

What did the dentist say to the computer? …This won’t hurt a byte

A man went to his dentist ..

Mike — Sat, 15 Dec 2007 16:38:15 +0000

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, “that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating? ” The man replies, “all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious … Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything — meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.” “Well,” says the dentist, “that’s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It’s eaten away your upper plate. I’ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.” “Why chrome? ” asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, “It’s simple. Everyone knows that … there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!”

What time is it when ..

Mike — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:11:14 +0000

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist ? Tooth Hurty !

What was the dentist ..

Mike — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 13:54:01 +0000

What was the dentist doing in Panama? …Looking for the Root Canal

Patient: Doctor, I am ..

Mike — Sun, 02 Dec 2007 09:50:22 +0000

Patient: Doctor, I am very nervous. You know, this is my first extraction. Young dentist: Don’t worry, it’s my first extraction too.

What game did the dentist ..

Mike — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 11:36:33 +0000

What game did the dentist play when she was a child? …Caps and robbers

Patient: Hey, that tooth ..

Mike — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:23:27 +0000

Patient: Hey, that tooth you pulled wasn’t the one I wanted pulled. Dentist: Relax, I’m coming to it.

Pardon me for a moment, ..

Mike — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:09:54 +0000

Pardon me for a moment, please,” said the dentist to the victim, “but before beginning this work I must have my drill.” “Good heavens, man!” exclaimed the patient irritably. “Can’t you pull a tooth without a rehearsal? ”