Monster: Doctor, doctor, ..
Friday, November 9th, 2007Monster: Doctor, doctor, I’m a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I’m a dentist.
Category Archive for 'Dentist jokes'
What is a drill team? ..
Monday, October 15th, 2007What is a drill team? A group of dentists who work together.
What did the dentist ..
Monday, October 8th, 2007What did the dentist see at the North Pole? …A molar bear
Why do dentists like ..
Thursday, October 4th, 2007Why do dentists like potatoes? Because they are so filling.
believe that the members ..
Monday, October 1st, 2007believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it.
Why was the man arrested ..
Saturday, September 29th, 2007Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window? Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Where does the dentist ..
Thursday, September 20th, 2007Where does the dentist get his gas? …At the filling station
Why did the dentist ..
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
Why does a dentist seem ..
Saturday, September 15th, 2007Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
How many dentists does ..
Friday, September 7th, 2007How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to administer the anaesthetic, one to extract the light bulb, and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.