What followed the dinosaur ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !
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What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !
Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?
Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!
Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
What’s red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.