Category Archive for 'Dinosaur jokes'

What followed the dinosaur ..

Monday, January 21st, 2008

What followed the dinosaur ? It’s tail !

Q: What do you say to ..

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Q: Why did the dinosaur ..

Monday, November 26th, 2007

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

Q5: How do you ask a ..

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

Q5: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? A: Tea Rex?

Q: What dinosaur would ..

Monday, November 12th, 2007

Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!

Q: What dinosaur can’t ..

Wednesday, November 7th, 2007

Q: What dinosaur can’t stay out in the rain? A: Stegosaur-rust!

What are prehistoric ..

Friday, October 19th, 2007

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !

What’s red on ..

Friday, August 17th, 2007

What’s red on the outside and green on the inside? A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

Q: What was the most ..

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

How can you tell if ..

Tuesday, July 31st, 2007

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house? His tricycle will be parked outside.