Category Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you get when .. 0

Jun28

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call .. 0

Jun16

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

How can you tell a male .. 0

Jun8

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

Why don’t dinosaurs .. 0

Jun7

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

Q: Why did the T-Rex .. 0

Jun4

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Why do dinosaurs wear .. 0

May26

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

Q2: What kind of materials .. 0

May16

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Q: Why didn’t .. 0

May10

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

Why does a dinosaur .. 0

Apr23

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus .. 0

Apr22

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!

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