Category Archive for 'Dinosaur jokes'

Q: What do you get when ..

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.

Q: What do you call ..

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.

How can you tell a male ..

Friday, June 8th, 2007

How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.

Why don’t dinosaurs ..

Thursday, June 7th, 2007

Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.

Q: Why did the T-Rex ..

Monday, June 4th, 2007

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

Why do dinosaurs wear ..

Saturday, May 26th, 2007

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.

Q2: What kind of materials ..

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles

Q: Why didn’t ..

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!

Why does a dinosaur ..

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus ..

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!