Q: What do you get when ..
Thursday, June 28th, 2007Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together? A: Dino-mite.
Category Archive for 'Dinosaur jokes'
Q: What do you call ..
Saturday, June 16th, 2007Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
How can you tell a male ..
Friday, June 8th, 2007How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it’s a male; if she answers, it’s female.
Why don’t dinosaurs ..
Thursday, June 7th, 2007Why don’t dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards.
Q: Why did the T-Rex ..
Monday, June 4th, 2007Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!
Why do dinosaurs wear ..
Saturday, May 26th, 2007Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don’t step on other dinosaurs.
Q2: What kind of materials ..
Wednesday, May 16th, 2007Q2: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? A: Rep Tiles
Q: Why didn’t ..
Thursday, May 10th, 2007Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? A: Because she had no guts!
Why does a dinosaur ..
Monday, April 23rd, 2007Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
Q: Why did the Apatosaurus ..
Sunday, April 22nd, 2007Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? A: Because she was a plant eater!