Funny Jokes Blog

Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won’t accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.

Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Question: Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? Answer: He heard the snowblower coming.

Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice.

While participating is the Olympics a young gymnast had her first sexual experience, going to bed with a stunning foreign participant. Upon returning to her hometown, she promptly went to confession. After receiving absolution, the gymnast was so delighted that she did cartwheels down the aisle to the door. Waiting her turn, Old Mrs. Ole […]

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can’t eat it.

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.” The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…” “I know how […]

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group. […]

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.