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Thursday, January 10th, 2008Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn’t follow you around for two weeks whining.
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They’re both down under, and no one cares.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses’ faces.
Question: Why do men always give their penis a name? Answer: Because they don’t want a stranger making 95 percent of their decisions for them.
Why do men masturbate? It’s sex with someone they love.
Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.
Q: What did the blonde say during a porno? A: “There I am!”
Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman.
Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot.
What’s long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!