Funny Jokes Blog

Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? A: Her navel.

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says “I’ll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it.” The guy thinks for a second and says. “Well one, I like to […]

Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them.

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Q: How is a penis like fishing? A: The small ones you throw back, the medium ones you eat, and the larger ones you mount.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It’s difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn’t want them shitting in the streets during parades.

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation? ” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” […]

Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch.