Funny Jokes Blog

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple. We must get to the core of this!

The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ” “Don’t worry about it Dr. Kelley, I’ll come back when you’re sober.”

What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will.” “That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, and […]

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. “You aren’t so good in bed either!” he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he’d better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. “What took you so long to answer? ” “I […]

Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me. Next please!

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!