Funny Jokes Blog

Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running? ! Stick your foot out and trip it up!

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, “This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!.” The plumber quietly answered, “Neither did I when […]

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun, then the earth

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!

Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don’t worry, it’s just a bug that’s going around !doc

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.

Doctor, Doctor I think I’m a moth Get out of the way, your in my light!

An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death’s door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in […]