Funny Jokes Blog

Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

Doctor, Doctor I’ve got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet. Sounds like you’ve got Foot and Mouth disease!

Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street? They were arch enemies.

A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.” The receptionist asks, “Have you ever seen a doctor? ” and the man replies, “No, just spots.”

Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.

Doctor Doctor I think I’m a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window…!

How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just have a nursing assistant do it. As much as the doctor orders.

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let’s hope nothing develops.

The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. “Now, Mr. Jenkins,” the nurse practitioner warned, “you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt.” The old man shrugged, “If she […]

Doctor, Doctor I’ve just swallowed a pen Well sit down and write your name!