Why did the dog have ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Category Archive for 'Dog jokes'
Why do Chihuahuas have ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Alsation: I’ll ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008Alsation: I’ll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don’t call me “Shortly!”
What do you call a black ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
What did the cowboy ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? “Well, doggone !”
Q: Why did the lazy ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.
What did the dog take ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.
What has eighteen legs ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!
How did the little Scottish ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !
What dog rides a horse ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!