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Why did the dog have ..

Mike — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:49:15 +0000

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Mike — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:17:45 +0000

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 08:45:53 +0000

Alsation: I’ll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don’t call me “Shortly!”

Mike — Wed, 16 Jan 2008 03:59:56 +0000

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

Mike — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 00:17:56 +0000

What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie? “Well, doggone !”

Mike — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 20:43:18 +0000

Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? – A: So that they didn’t have to bend down to pet it.

Mike — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:04:12 +0000

What did the dog take when he was run down? The license number of the car that hit him.

Mike — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:41:21 +0000

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

Mike — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:06:44 +0000

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !

Mike — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 21:06:43 +0000

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!