Q: When is a strange ..
Thursday, January 10th, 2008Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
Category Archive for 'Dog jokes'
When you catch your ..
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008When you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth.
What do you call a dog ..
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he still won’t come !
What place of business ..
Sunday, January 6th, 2008What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store.
Why do you need a licence ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ? Cats can’t drive !
What do you get if you ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ? An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
What is the difference ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
Q: What kind of dog ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008Q: What kind of dog does a dracula like? - A: A Bloodhound.
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !
If a beagle can’t ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.