Category Archive for 'E-mail jokes'

What do robots put at ..

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

How do really posh dogs ..

Saturday, December 15th, 2007

How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

Why don’t you ..

Monday, December 10th, 2007

Why don’t you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

When do e-mails stop ..

Sunday, November 25th, 2007

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

How come you never write ..

Tuesday, November 13th, 2007

How come you never write e-mails? I’d rather send a note!

How do wasps send messages? ..

Monday, November 12th, 2007

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

How do dolphins send ..

Monday, November 5th, 2007

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

How do mountainers send ..

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

What do vampires put ..

Sunday, October 21st, 2007

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

Do you send e-mails ..

Friday, October 19th, 2007

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What’s the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.