What will the Easter ..
Sunday, September 9th, 2007What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.
Category Archive for 'Easter jokes'
“Why are you studying ..
Saturday, September 1st, 2007“Why are you studying your Easter candy? ” “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”
A man wanted an Easter ..
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!
How do you catch the ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Why did the Easter Bunny ..
Friday, August 24th, 2007Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
What is the best way ..
Saturday, August 18th, 2007What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail.
How does the Easter ..
Tuesday, August 7th, 2007How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.
Would you like something ..
Monday, July 23rd, 2007Would you like something from my Easter basket? “Sure!” “Here. Have some plastic grass.”
How many chocolate bunnies ..
Sunday, July 22nd, 2007How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket? One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
Why did you drive the ..
Sunday, July 15th, 2007Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!