Why are you stuffing ..
Thursday, July 12th, 2007Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth? ” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”
Category Archive for 'Easter jokes'
Boy 1: “How did ..
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007Boy 1: “How did you get that bruise on your arm? ” Boy 2: “I ate some Easter candy.” Boy 1: “Eating Easter candy won’t give you a bruise.” Boy 2: “It will if it’s your big brother’s candy!”
What would you get if ..
Saturday, June 23rd, 2007What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!
Why is Easter like whipped ..
Tuesday, June 12th, 2007Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
What’s pink, has ..
Friday, May 18th, 2007What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people’s foot!
How does the Easter ..
Sunday, May 6th, 2007How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.
What has long ears, ..
Friday, April 27th, 2007What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.
What’s long and ..
Thursday, April 26th, 2007What’s long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!
How is the Easter Bunny ..
Wednesday, April 25th, 2007How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O’Neal? They’re both famous for stuffing baskets!
Does the Easter Bunny ..
Thursday, April 19th, 2007Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!