How do you make an elephant ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf…
Category Archive for 'Elephant jokes'
What’s blue and ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008What’s blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !
Is the squirt from an ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
What do you give an ..
Thursday, January 10th, 2008What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !
What’s big and ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
What do you do with ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
What’s grey, stands ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !
How do you fit five ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !
Why do elephants have ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they’ve no pockets to put things in !
How does an elephant ..
Friday, December 28th, 2007How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.