What’s grey, carries ..
Thursday, December 27th, 2007What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ? A get wellephant !
Category Archive for 'Elephant jokes'
What is the easy way ..
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
What weighs 4 tons and ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !
Why do elephants squirt ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007Why do elephants squirt water through their noses? If they squirted it through their tails, it’d be very difficult to aim.
What do you call an ..
Friday, December 21st, 2007What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !
What’s grey, beautiful ..
Wednesday, December 12th, 2007What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ? Cinderelephant !
What to you get if you ..
Monday, December 10th, 2007What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
How do you hire an elephant ..
Monday, December 3rd, 2007How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
What’s grey and ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
Why are elephants grey ..
Sunday, November 25th, 2007Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !