Funny Jokes Blog

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he’ll tell everybody.

A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ‘’Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,’’ says the waiter. The Texan says, ‘’What’s a shortage? ‘’ The Russian says, ‘’What’s […]

Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy’s dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. “That’s a fine watch you got there!” says the other. “Yeah it is, isn’t it? I got it from my grandfather,” says the guy with the watch. […]

Q: What’s the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican? A: Oil of Ole’

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, “Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys? ”

What is the difference between Russian Optimist, Pessimist and Realist? An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.