Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…the bartender looks up and says ” where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies ” Over in Africa, there’s millions of them ” !!!!
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. “Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going? ” . “Oy vey, Abraham, it’s not going so good, we had a flood last week.” “So, Morrie,” whispers Abraham “How do you start a flood? ”.
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They’d read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue? A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr. Ho and Mr. Chen. They were neighbors but happened to be very competitive. One day Mr. Ho decided to start a shoe business, he named his store WE DO SHOE. now Mr. Chen decided he must compete with Mr. Ho, so he started a shoe […]
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Q: What’s delaying the Polish space program? A: Development of a working match.
What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo
Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in.
Q: How many Chinese Red Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution.