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Why did the pig have ..

Mike — Sat, 05 Jan 2008 17:10:31 +0000

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

How did your mom know ..

Mike — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 11:46:36 +0000

How did your mom know you hadn’t washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

A woman just back from ..

Mike — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 04:35:50 +0000

A woman just back from Arizona was telling her friends about the trip. “When my husband first saw the Grand Canyon, his face dropped a mile,” she said. “Why, was he disappointed with the view? ” “No, he fell over the edge.”

What is grey and hairy ..

Mike — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 20:54:29 +0000

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man’s face? A mousetache.

Fred’s new girlfriend ..

Mike — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 17:41:31 +0000

Fred’s new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

Patient: The trouble ..

Mike — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:24:41 +0000

Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don’t worry, I don’t expect anyone will notice.

A little boy came running ..

Mike — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 07:50:04 +0000

A little boy came running into the kitchen. “Dad, dad,” he said, “there’s a monster at the door with a really ugly face.” “Tell him you’ve already got one,” said his father.

Witch: Doctor, I can’t ..

Mike — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 22:59:31 +0000

Witch: Doctor, I can’t help pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Well there’s nothing terrible about that. Witch: It is when the people with ugly faces don’t like them being pulled.

Teacher: What a glum ..

Mike — Sun, 14 Oct 2007 08:00:03 +0000

Teacher: What a glum face, what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I’d be too polite to mention it !

Did you hear about the ..

Mike — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:10:19 +0000

Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?