Category Archive for 'Farmer jokes'

An aged farmer and his ..

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary. “Let’s have a party, Homer,” she suggested. “Let’s kill a pig.” The farmer scratched his grizzled head. “Gee, Ethel,” he finally answered, “I don’t […]

How does a farmer send ..

Saturday, November 10th, 2007

How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

A bus load of politicians ..

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field. Seeing what happened, the old farmer went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury […]

This farmer has 500 ..

Thursday, October 25th, 2007

This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, “You can have this rooster. His name’s Roy. He’ll get all your hens pregnant. He’s a real stud.” So the farmer takes him home […]

What did the farmer ..

Wednesday, October 24th, 2007

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen? “There’s more there than meets the sty.”

A farmer was interviewing ..

Sunday, October 14th, 2007

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You’ll need to be fit,’ said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents? ’ ‘No, sir,’ replied the young man proudly. `But you’re on crutches. You must have had an accident!’ said the farmer. `Oh, the crutches!’ […]

A big-city lawyer was ..

Friday, September 28th, 2007

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice of the […]

Did you hear about the ..

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

A man’s car stalled ..

Sunday, September 23rd, 2007

A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. “Your trouble is probably in the carburetor,” said the cow. Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man […]

Q: Why can’t the ..

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.