Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Two fellows were sitting in a coffee shop…suddenly the Town’s Fire Alarm went off … one jumped up and headed for the door … his friend shouted, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replied, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is…”
Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don’t get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.
During a big fire downtown the firemen were having a bit of trouble. A woman was stuck on the fourth floor with her baby. The fire fighters instructed her to toss the child out the window, under which they had placed a net, but the mother refused. Things looked grim until a tall, well-built black […]
If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P
A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks. After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his friends names under them, he asked the devil, what the clocks mean? “That’s easy, each time one of your friends mess up on earth, their clock speeds up one hour.” […]
Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!
The Volunteer Fire Chief in a small town had just been buried. The last words of the service over, his friends and family started toward their cars. However, they stopped because a strange, eerie sound suddenly was heard from the grave. As the guests looked around, a colleague of the deceased said, “Don’t […]
A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the […]
here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented a hunting dog name Rex from a local farmer. Rex was a great dog and would always hold point and find any birds they shoot. One year they did’t go hunting and the farmer rented Rex out […]
Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen? A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).