Who sleeps at the bottom ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !
Category Archive for 'Fishing jokes'
What do dirty fish read? ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!
Many years ago, a ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will simply occur to […]
What fish sounds like ..
Thursday, January 10th, 2008What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.
Why are sardines the ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why men like to fishing ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.
What do you call a fish ..
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
What kind of money do ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !
Fisherman: What are ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I’m not fishing, I’m drowning worms.
What did the fish do ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!