When fish play football, ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !
What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY? ? ? The ice will crack up!
A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do […]
Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!