When fish play football, ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !
Category Archive for 'Fishing jokes'
What fish only swims ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
Q. Where does a fish ..
Sunday, December 30th, 2007Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
How many fishermen does ..
Friday, December 28th, 2007How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
Lee: I just swallowed ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!
What will santa bring ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!
How do you post a fish? ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail
If you’re fishing ..
Thursday, December 20th, 2007If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY? ? ? The ice will crack up!
A father and son went ..
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do […]
Why are fish so gullible? ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!