Funny Jokes Blog

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !

Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I’m serious!

What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail

If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY? ? ? The ice will crack up!

A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him. He asked his father, “How does this boat float? The father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later, the boy looked at his father and asked, “How do fish breath underwater? ” Once again the father replied, “Don’t rightly know son.” A little later the boy asked his father, “Why is the sky blue? ” Again, the father repied. “Don’t rightly know son.” Finally, the boy asked his father, “Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions? ” The father replied, “Of course not, you don’t ask questions, you never learn nothin’.”

Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!