Say something soft and ..
Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake…
Category Archive for 'Food jokes'
Have you got any broken ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
I thought you were trying ..
Thursday, January 17th, 2008I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I’ve selected is a triangle.
What is small, furry ..
Thursday, January 17th, 2008What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
What cake wanted to ..
Sunday, January 6th, 2008What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.
What could you do if ..
Saturday, January 5th, 2008What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
What do you get if you ..
Tuesday, January 1st, 2008What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !
How can you tell the ..
Sunday, December 23rd, 2007How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
Why can’t you ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007Why can’t you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!
Did you hear about the ..
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls? She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.