Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. “Here,” he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, “do you call that pig? ” “Which end of the fork, sir? ” the waitress asked sweetly.
WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a slice of bread. Doctor: You’ve got to stop loafing around.
Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh, crumbs.
What’s a doll’s favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas.
Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.
What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.