Funny Jokes Blog

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.

My brother’s on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. “Give me a corned beef sandwich,” he ordered. “Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special.” “What’s a Midnight Special? ” “A triple […]

Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

How do you know that a elephant’s been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. “

At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: ‘Is this pig? ’ Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: ‘Which end of […]

When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this? ” “Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. “I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. “What is it now? ”

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.