Category Frog jokes

Why did the toad become .. 0

Jan20

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.

What do you call a 100 .. 0

Jan18

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

What do you say to a .. 0

Jan16

What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

A frog came into a bank .. 0

Jan15

A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that? ” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “that’s a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”

Where do you get frogs .. 0

Dec26

Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !

Where do frogs keep .. 0

Dec17

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

How did the toad die .. 0

Dec6

How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !

Why doesnt Kermit like .. 0

Nov30

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

What do headmasters .. 0

Nov10

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Why did the toad become .. 0

Nov3

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !

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