Why did the toad become ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Category Archive for 'Frog jokes'
What do you call a 100 ..
Friday, January 18th, 2008What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
What do you say to a ..
Wednesday, January 16th, 2008What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !
A frog came into a bank ..
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that? ” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog […]
Where do you get frogs ..
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007Where do you get frogs eggs ? At the spawn shop !
Where do frogs keep ..
Monday, December 17th, 2007Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
How did the toad die ..
Thursday, December 6th, 2007How did the toad die ? He simply croaked !
Why doesnt Kermit like ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do headmasters ..
Saturday, November 10th, 2007What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Why did the toad become ..
Saturday, November 3rd, 2007Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !