Why did the toad become .. 0
Jan20
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.
Category Frog jokes
A frog came into a bank .. 0
Jan15
A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. Paddywack asked the frog what he had for loan collateral, the frog held out his hand. “What’s that? ” asked Mr. Paddywack, but the frog could not talk. So, Mr. Paddywack took the frog in to see the manager and explained the situation. The manager then asked the frog what collateral he had for the loan and the frog held out his hand. “Oh,” said the manager, “that’s a knickknack Paddywack, give the frog a loan.”
Where do frogs keep .. 0
Dec17
Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
Why doesnt Kermit like .. 0
Nov30
Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.
What do headmasters .. 0
Nov10
What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !
Why did the toad become .. 0
Nov3
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn !