Why is a frog luckier ..
Friday, November 2nd, 2007Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !
Category Archive for 'Frog jokes'
What do you call a girl ..
Monday, October 29th, 2007What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !
Why didn’t the ..
Saturday, October 20th, 2007Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !
Whats green and goes ..
Thursday, October 18th, 2007Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !
Whats white on the outside, ..
Friday, October 12th, 2007Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ? A hot frog !
What do you get if you ..
Friday, October 12th, 2007What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
Q: What does a bankrupt ..
Sunday, September 30th, 2007Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: “Baroke, baroke, baroke.”
What do you call the ..
Wednesday, September 12th, 2007What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
What do you call a frog ..
Tuesday, September 4th, 2007What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !
Q: Why are frogs so ..
Monday, September 3rd, 2007Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!