What do you get is you ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night.
Category Archive for 'Ghost jokes'
What do you get when ..
Sunday, January 20th, 2008What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost? Bamboo.
Who said “Shiver ..
Saturday, January 19th, 2008Who said “Shiver me timbers!” on the ghost ship? The skeleton crew.
What did the mother ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when you’re spooken to.
How do you get a ghost ..
Friday, January 4th, 2008How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
What is the first thing ..
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
How did the bootician ..
Friday, December 28th, 2007How did the bootician style the ghost’s hair? With a scare dryer!
Why don’t ghosts ..
Wednesday, December 19th, 2007Why don’t ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.
Q: How do ghosts fly ..
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.
What do you call a ghost ..
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007What do you call a ghost who’s always sleeping? Lazy bones.