Category Archive for 'Ghost jokes'

One night, after closing ..

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want? ”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… […]

Where do baby ghosts ..

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

What did the mother ..

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

Student l: “Did ..

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution? ” Student 2: “They are? ” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”

Who did the ghost invite ..

Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

What is a ghost’s ..

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

What did the little ..

Sunday, November 18th, 2007

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

What Central American ..

Friday, November 16th, 2007

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

What do ghosts say when ..

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

Which ghost sailed the ..

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.