Dec4
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want? ”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on”. At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog….. “Sorry, but we don’t re-tail spirits at this time of night”.
Dec2
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
Nov27
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”
Nov22
Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution? ” Student 2: “They are? ” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
Nov20
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
Nov18
What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
Nov18
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
Nov16
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
Nov14
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
Nov8
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.