Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want? ”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… […]
Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”
Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution? ” Student 2: “They are? ” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”
Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.
What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.
What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!
What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!
What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.