Category Ghost jokes

One night, after closing .. 0

Dec4

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks “yeah, what do you want? ”. The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice “I’ve lost my tail…… and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on”. At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog….. “Sorry, but we don’t re-tail spirits at this time of night”.

Where do baby ghosts .. 0

Dec2

Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers

What did the mother .. 0

Nov27

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? “Don’t get your sheets dirty!”

Student l: “Did .. 0

Nov22

Student l: “Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution? ” Student 2: “They are? ” Student 1: “Sure. It’s in the Bill of Frights!”

Who did the ghost invite .. 0

Nov20

Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up.

What is a ghost’s .. 0

Nov18

What is a ghost’s favorite Wild West town? Tombstone.

What did the little .. 0

Nov18

What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!

What Central American .. 0

Nov16

What Central American country has the most spooks? Ghosta Rica!

What do ghosts say when .. 0

Nov14

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

Which ghost sailed the .. 0

Nov8

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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