Why do Apes love to ..
Monday, January 14th, 2008Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods? They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!
Category Archive for 'Gorilla jokes'
What would happen if ..
Wednesday, January 9th, 2008What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard? It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
What do they feed a ..
Saturday, December 29th, 2007What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
What excuse does an ..
Thursday, December 27th, 2007What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can’t help it - she brings out the beast in me!
How come the giant Ape ..
Tuesday, December 25th, 2007How come the giant Ape climbed up the side of the skyscraper? The elevator was broken!
Q. Why did the ape run ..
Friday, December 21st, 2007Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
Why should you always ..
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money? It’s dangerous to let him put the bite on you!
Why couldn’t the ..
Tuesday, December 18th, 2007Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
Why did the Gorilla ..
Saturday, December 15th, 2007Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!
Q. Why does Rilla get ..
Wednesday, December 5th, 2007Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he’s in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, “GO-RILLA!”