Why do Apes like tall ..
Monday, December 3rd, 2007Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!
Category Archive for 'Gorilla jokes'
How does a Gorilla become ..
Friday, November 30th, 2007How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
What happens when you ..
Thursday, November 29th, 2007What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
Why are Gorillas underpaid? ..
Thursday, November 15th, 2007Why are Gorillas underpaid? They’re willing to work peanuts!
Why did the Gorilla ..
Sunday, November 11th, 2007Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!
What did the Gorilla ..
Friday, October 26th, 2007What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign, ‘Clean Washroom’? He cleaned it!
What happens if you ..
Sunday, October 21st, 2007What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
What gives a gorilla ..
Saturday, October 6th, 2007What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
What do you feed a 600 ..
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla? Anything it wants!
When the lumberjacks ..
Sunday, September 30th, 2007When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn’t fall far from the tree!