What do you call a policeman ..
Monday, January 21st, 2008What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !
Category Archive for 'Hair and bald jokes'
What should you buy ..
Saturday, January 19th, 2008What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !
Is that your face or ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
A cowboy walked into ..
Friday, January 11th, 2008A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber’s chair and said, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The […]
What do you call an ..
Tuesday, January 8th, 2008What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!
I want a hair cut please. ..
Saturday, January 5th, 2008I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
Look at that bald man ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007Look at that bald man over there. It’s the first time I’ve seen a parting with ears.
Why did the bald man ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
What do you call a pen ..
Saturday, December 22nd, 2007What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !
Why do bald-headed men ..
Thursday, December 20th, 2007Why do bald-headed men never use keys? Because they’ve lost their locks.