Funny Jokes Blog

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf? A monster with an all-over perm.

Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. “No,” said Mom. “It’s glue.” “I thought so,” said Janet. “I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.”

Your so bald your bald

Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good? Barber: It’s on the same old head.

A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: ‘I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!’

What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !

Barber: Your hair is getting grey, Sir. Customer: I’m not surprised – hurry up, will you?

Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.

Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.