Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, “Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one.”
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, “How’d you get such lovely blonde hair” Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, “It’s natural.” The guy walked by the second girl and asked, “How’d you get such pretty brown hair? […]
There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed
Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.