What kind of protozoa ..
Sunday, January 13th, 2008What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!
Category Archive for 'Halloween jokes'
A boy went to a Halloween ..
Sunday, January 6th, 2008A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. “Are you here as a ghost? ” asked his friends. “No,” he replied, “I’m an unmade bed.” Another boy wore a sheet over his head. “Are you an unmade bed? ” asked his friends. “No, I’m an undercover agent,” he […]
What do witches eat ..
Monday, December 24th, 2007What do witches eat at Halloween ? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !
Girl 1: “Can I ..
Tuesday, November 27th, 2007Girl 1: “Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party? ” Girl 2: “Sure. The more, the scarier!”
What is a childs’s ..
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.
Where’s the most ..
Wednesday, November 21st, 2007Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating? On the psycho path!
What would you get if ..
Tuesday, November 20th, 2007What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas? A ghoul Yule!
A Toledo man was admitted ..
Thursday, November 15th, 2007A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
What do fishermen say ..
Thursday, October 18th, 2007What do fishermen say on Halloween? “Trick-or-trout!”
Where do ghoulies go ..
Friday, October 12th, 2007Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.