What do you call a bug ..
Thursday, October 4th, 2007What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!
Category Archive for 'Halloween jokes'
What would you get if ..
Friday, September 14th, 2007What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
How do you get the most ..
Friday, September 14th, 2007How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !
Why aren’t burgers ..
Friday, September 14th, 2007Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Who turns the lights ..
Friday, August 17th, 2007Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light’s witch !
Why is the air so clean ..
Monday, August 13th, 2007Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
What do stupid kids ..
Thursday, August 9th, 2007What do stupid kids do at Halloween ? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
Q: What’s Osama ..
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007Q: What’s Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.
Why is the air so clean ..
Wednesday, July 11th, 2007Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
How do zombies celebrate ..
Wednesday, July 4th, 2007How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!