Why does history keep ..
Thursday, January 10th, 2008Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !
What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !
Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !
What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !