Category Archive for 'History jokes'

Why does history keep ..

Thursday, January 10th, 2008

Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !

Do you know the 20th ..

Friday, December 21st, 2007

Do you know the 20th President of the United States ? No, we were never introduced !

What was the first think ..

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !

Where was the Magna ..

Saturday, November 24th, 2007

Where was the Magna Carta signed ? At the bottom !

What does the 1286BC ..

Monday, November 5th, 2007

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy’s tomb indicate ? The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did the pioneers ..

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ? Because they didn’t want to wait 40 years for a train !

What did Paul Revere ..

Wednesday, October 31st, 2007

What did Paul Revere say when he got on his horse? Giddy up horsey !

Why did Henry VIII have ..

Sunday, October 28th, 2007

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !

Why did Julius Caesar ..

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !

What English King invented ..

Sunday, September 16th, 2007

What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !