Who invented King Arthur’s ..
Saturday, September 1st, 2007Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !
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Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !
What was King Arthur’s favourite game ? Knights and crosses !
I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.