Category Archive for 'History jokes'

Who invented King Arthur’s ..

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

Who invented King Arthur’s round table ? Sir Circumference !

What did Napoleon become ..

Tuesday, August 28th, 2007

What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !

If Atlas supported the ..

Monday, July 30th, 2007

If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !

Why did Arthur have ..

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him !

What do Alexander the ..

Friday, July 27th, 2007

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have ‘the’ as their middle names !

What was the greatest ..

Friday, July 20th, 2007

What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !

How did you do in your ..

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

How did you do in your tests ? I did what George Washington did ! What was that ? Went down in history !

What was King Arthur’s ..

Sunday, July 8th, 2007

What was King Arthur’s favourite game ? Knights and crosses !

I’m learning ancient ..

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

I’m learning ancient history ? So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !

Why did the Pilgrims ..

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.