Category Archive for 'Horse jokes'

Did you hear about the ..

Sunday, January 20th, 2008

Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!

Why is Dick Clark a ..

Thursday, January 17th, 2008

Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!

Why is it difficult ..

Sunday, January 13th, 2008

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!

Did you hear about the ..

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said “Neigh”

What did the city worker ..

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

You said it was a great ..

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!

What do you call a horse ..

Sunday, January 6th, 2008

What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter!

What is the difference ..

Thursday, January 3rd, 2008

What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Why was Teddy Roosevelt ..

Tuesday, January 1st, 2008

Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!

What couple rode a horse ..

Monday, December 31st, 2007

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!