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Sunday, January 20th, 2008Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
Did you hear about the depressed horse? He told a tale of whoa!
Why is Dick Clark a favourite star with horses? Because he was a disk jockey from Filly!
Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They’re always switching their tails!
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said “Neigh”
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
What do you call a horse that’s been all around the world? A globe-trotter!
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water? Jockey and Jill!