Category Archive for 'Horse jokes'

What do you call a horse ..

Monday, December 31st, 2007

What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!

What is the strongest ..

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

How do you go about ..

Friday, December 21st, 2007

How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!

What do you call a pony ..

Saturday, December 8th, 2007

What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!

Why did the boy stand ..

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!

What’s black and ..

Friday, December 7th, 2007

What’s black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Where did the Knights ..

Wednesday, November 28th, 2007

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot

What happened to the ..

Tuesday, November 27th, 2007

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!

Why was the man sued ..

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!

What is a horses favourite ..

Friday, November 9th, 2007

What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours