What do you call a horse ..
Monday, December 31st, 2007What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
Mikes Daily Dose of (mostly..) Hilarous Jokes
What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!
What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!
Why did the boy stand behind the horse? He thought he might get a kick out of it!
What’s black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!
Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses? In the Sir Lance Lot
What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
Why was the man sued by his horse? For palomino-money!
What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours