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Question: What goes ..

Mike — Sun, 20 Jan 2008 00:05:02 +0000

Question: What goes up and never comes down? Answer: Up

The Counselor was greeting ..

Mike — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 04:30:54 +0000

The Counselor was greeting the new campers. ‘So you decided to come to camp,’ she said to one. ‘Nope,’ the camper answered. ‘I was sent to camp!’

The young Southern belle ..

Mike — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 02:58:05 +0000

The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. “Have you ever been x-rayed? ”, asked the doctor. “Nope,” she replied, “But ah’ve been ultra-violated.”

Q: What did the hat ..

Mike — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 01:25:55 +0000

Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD I’ll HANG AROUND!

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m ..

Mike — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 05:10:32 +0000

Steve wrote home. ‘I’m glad you named me Steve,’ he said in the letter. ‘Why? ’ asked his mother in her reply. ‘Because that’s what all the kids at camp call me,’ he wrote back.

Do you know the punishment ..

Mike — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:34:47 +0000

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Mad men are given a ..

Mike — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 19:49:06 +0000

Mad men are given a test to prove they are getting normal their teacher draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They tart fighting but one remains sitting and the teacher goes to him and asks why he didn’t join others and he says “let them fight they forgot I have the keys”

Do you believe in love ..

Mike — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 04:17:58 +0000

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?

Bob: Did you hear about ..

Mike — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 04:51:11 +0000

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That’s impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn’t have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

How do you cook vegatables ..

Mike — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:02:46 +0000

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair.