Funny Jokes Blog

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $6,000. The loan officer was quite taken a back, and requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the man said. The […]

Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!

Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A. He didn’t have the guts too

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, ‘Time to get up.’ And eight hours later the echo […]

My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.

Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma’s bed? Fred: Because I couldn’t find a snake.

Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*… he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the […]

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, “He got away, sir!” The inspector was furious. “But I told you to put a man on all the exits!” he roared. “How could he have got away? ” “He left by one of the […]

What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!