Funny Jokes Blog

Why can’t the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.

I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA “Gosh!” he said, “If n only that job was in Texas, Ah’d take it!”

“What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris? ” “He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.”

Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.

QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he’s afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.